Post by Rabbit on May 17, 2015 13:08:26 GMT -5
BURNT OFFERINGS: Session 1
The Swallowtail Festival:
The Swallowtail Festival begins promptly, as scheduled, on the first day of autumn. The square before the church quickly becomes crowded as locals and travelers arrive, and several merchant tents featuring food, clothes, local crafts, and souvenirs are there to meet them.
Welcoming Speeches:
The turnout for the opening speeches is quite respectable, and the four keynote speakers each deliver short but well-received welcomes to the festival. Mayor Deverin’s friendly attitude and excitement prove contagious as she welcomes visitors to town. Sheriff Hemlock brings the crowd down a bit with his dour mood, his reminder to be safe around the evening’s bonfire, and his request for a moment of silence to remember those who lost their lives in the fire that claimed the town’s previous church five years ago. Fortunately, Cyrdak Drokkus is more than up to the challenge of bringing the crowd’s mood back up with his rousing anecdotes as he delivers a not-completely-irreverent recap of the long process the town went through to finance and construct the new cathedral. He throws in a bit of self-promotion at the end, as is his wont, inviting everyone to stop by the Sandpoint Theater the following evening to check out his new production of “The Harpy’s Curse,” revealing that the lead role of Avisera the harpy queen will be played by none other than the famous Magnimarian diva Allishanda! Finally, Father Zantus steps up give a short speech thanking everyone for coming before declaring the Swallowtail Festival underway.
Lunch:
Lunch is provided free, at the expense of Sandpoint’s taverns. Each brings its best dishes—this event is a marketing push by the taverns as much to win new customers as it is to feed a hungry crowd. It soon becomes apparent that the darling of the lunch is, once again, Ameiko Kaijitsu, whose remarkable curry-spiced salmon and early winterdrop mead easily overshadow the other offerings, such as the Hagfish’s lobster chowder or the White Deer’s peppercorn venison.
During lunch Cyrdak Drokkus recruits Gai to take the stage to replace one of his drunk actors. Gai entertains the crowd with wit and humor while performing to one of his largest audiences yet.
Rhyse is approached by an aged but spry Gnome who recognizes him as a travelling cleric of Desna. The gnome introduces himself as Veznutt Parooh, owner of the The Way North. The two briefly discuss map making while the gnome shows off his tremendous collection of maps and sea charts. The gnome offers to pay Rhyse for any charts he can draft during his journeys into the Varisian hinterlands.
Posting up near the free kegs of ale Kaddok finds himself the focus of Katrine Vindor and Katrine’s younger sister, Shayliss. Both have eyes for the warrior but Kaddok sensing Katrine the easier woman gives her his attention.
Consecration and Swallowtail Release:
Finally, as the sun begins to set, Father Zantus and Gundren wheel a large covered wagon into the square, and after recounting the short parable of how Desna first fell to earth and was nursed back to health by a blind child who she transformed into an immortal butterfly as a reward for her aid, they pull aside the wagon’s
cover, releasing the thousand children of Desna—a furious storm of a thousand swallowtail butterflies that swarm into the air in a spiraling riot of color to a great cheer from the crowd.
We be Goblins!
Unfortunately, this is also the moment that goblins launched their assault on the town of Sandpoint. Some goblins wave torches and light tents on fire, while others chase children and pets with ill intent. The goblins tear through merchant stalls, menace locals with their ‘dogslicers’, throw rocks through windows, and otherwise make terrors of themselves. But the heroes quickly rally and fend off three different groups of goblins in the northern sections of the city.
Among their heroic acts the heroes save a dying dog in the town square, have a rap battle with a goblin warchanter, remove the heads from the bodies of a dozen goblins, and save the life of a visiting noble, Aldern Foxglove. When the heroes followed his cries for help the heroes found Aldern surrounded by goblins. The young man fought back the best his meager skills would allow but he was clearly outmatched by the goblin hordes.
Once the goblins are dealt with, Aldern thanked the heroes profusely. He informs them that he’ll be in town for a few more days; he’s staying at the Rusty Dragon and when they get a chance, he’d love to talk with them more and perhaps reward them properly for saving his life.
By this time, the battle has been decided. Surviving goblins flee north in droves, in some cases preferring to leap to their certain death off cliffs rather than be captured. Several of the little menaces are in fact caught alive, but they prove useless when interrogated; none of these goblins know much more than that they were given orders to kill everyone in town and burn down the place. None of the captured goblins can even remember their leader’s name, apart from the fact that he was an “ugly longshanks.”
The Swallowtail Festival:
The Swallowtail Festival begins promptly, as scheduled, on the first day of autumn. The square before the church quickly becomes crowded as locals and travelers arrive, and several merchant tents featuring food, clothes, local crafts, and souvenirs are there to meet them.
Welcoming Speeches:
The turnout for the opening speeches is quite respectable, and the four keynote speakers each deliver short but well-received welcomes to the festival. Mayor Deverin’s friendly attitude and excitement prove contagious as she welcomes visitors to town. Sheriff Hemlock brings the crowd down a bit with his dour mood, his reminder to be safe around the evening’s bonfire, and his request for a moment of silence to remember those who lost their lives in the fire that claimed the town’s previous church five years ago. Fortunately, Cyrdak Drokkus is more than up to the challenge of bringing the crowd’s mood back up with his rousing anecdotes as he delivers a not-completely-irreverent recap of the long process the town went through to finance and construct the new cathedral. He throws in a bit of self-promotion at the end, as is his wont, inviting everyone to stop by the Sandpoint Theater the following evening to check out his new production of “The Harpy’s Curse,” revealing that the lead role of Avisera the harpy queen will be played by none other than the famous Magnimarian diva Allishanda! Finally, Father Zantus steps up give a short speech thanking everyone for coming before declaring the Swallowtail Festival underway.
Lunch:
Lunch is provided free, at the expense of Sandpoint’s taverns. Each brings its best dishes—this event is a marketing push by the taverns as much to win new customers as it is to feed a hungry crowd. It soon becomes apparent that the darling of the lunch is, once again, Ameiko Kaijitsu, whose remarkable curry-spiced salmon and early winterdrop mead easily overshadow the other offerings, such as the Hagfish’s lobster chowder or the White Deer’s peppercorn venison.
During lunch Cyrdak Drokkus recruits Gai to take the stage to replace one of his drunk actors. Gai entertains the crowd with wit and humor while performing to one of his largest audiences yet.
Rhyse is approached by an aged but spry Gnome who recognizes him as a travelling cleric of Desna. The gnome introduces himself as Veznutt Parooh, owner of the The Way North. The two briefly discuss map making while the gnome shows off his tremendous collection of maps and sea charts. The gnome offers to pay Rhyse for any charts he can draft during his journeys into the Varisian hinterlands.
Posting up near the free kegs of ale Kaddok finds himself the focus of Katrine Vindor and Katrine’s younger sister, Shayliss. Both have eyes for the warrior but Kaddok sensing Katrine the easier woman gives her his attention.
Consecration and Swallowtail Release:
Finally, as the sun begins to set, Father Zantus and Gundren wheel a large covered wagon into the square, and after recounting the short parable of how Desna first fell to earth and was nursed back to health by a blind child who she transformed into an immortal butterfly as a reward for her aid, they pull aside the wagon’s
cover, releasing the thousand children of Desna—a furious storm of a thousand swallowtail butterflies that swarm into the air in a spiraling riot of color to a great cheer from the crowd.
We be Goblins!
Unfortunately, this is also the moment that goblins launched their assault on the town of Sandpoint. Some goblins wave torches and light tents on fire, while others chase children and pets with ill intent. The goblins tear through merchant stalls, menace locals with their ‘dogslicers’, throw rocks through windows, and otherwise make terrors of themselves. But the heroes quickly rally and fend off three different groups of goblins in the northern sections of the city.
Among their heroic acts the heroes save a dying dog in the town square, have a rap battle with a goblin warchanter, remove the heads from the bodies of a dozen goblins, and save the life of a visiting noble, Aldern Foxglove. When the heroes followed his cries for help the heroes found Aldern surrounded by goblins. The young man fought back the best his meager skills would allow but he was clearly outmatched by the goblin hordes.
Once the goblins are dealt with, Aldern thanked the heroes profusely. He informs them that he’ll be in town for a few more days; he’s staying at the Rusty Dragon and when they get a chance, he’d love to talk with them more and perhaps reward them properly for saving his life.
By this time, the battle has been decided. Surviving goblins flee north in droves, in some cases preferring to leap to their certain death off cliffs rather than be captured. Several of the little menaces are in fact caught alive, but they prove useless when interrogated; none of these goblins know much more than that they were given orders to kill everyone in town and burn down the place. None of the captured goblins can even remember their leader’s name, apart from the fact that he was an “ugly longshanks.”